selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer)


(Source: jbaggles)

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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reblog if you are the most pure and holy blogger

(Source: monetizeyourcat)


colour palette: lady gaga covers

(Source: blairazzi)

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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 right

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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nevver:

Europe, Yanko Tsvetkov

(Source: trendland.com)

selenitsa:

don’t you look at some things and think “it looks like a dick”


jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

(Source: 30secondstomars-gifs)